I got spammed with an ad a while back…it said….Shocking Discovery for Joint Pain Relief
It got me to thinking…what if this was an ad for the free, easy and holistic pain relief methods my patients have found works to relieve their pain. What if it was a promotion for the free to almost cheap ways to eliminate pain that are available. Naaa, there would be no profit in it.
I rewrote the ad, changing some of the wording and adding my own commentary about the fallacy of what they were saying.
Free and Cheap Effective Ways to Eliminate Joint Pain
The ad went on to say…
Millions suffer with joint health challenges. Every movement of our body puts pressure on our joints. Over time this use becomes wear and tear that can lead to discomfort, inflammation, and occasionally, more serious issues.
Our joints age over time (yes, how shocking) and like the rest of your body, they require comfort and support. (By the way, did you know that there is going to be a Superman 27, The Movie? With Superman nearing the age of 90, he will have corrective cape and orthopedic leotards.)
For many years, there have been only a few options for those with joint discomfort.
Those with low to moderate joint discomfort have had access to low-end supplements (wait, don’t you, the advertiser also sell the low end supplements?) such as Glucosamine and Chondroitin. But these fail to provide the relief and support that many desire (although previously we told you they were the next best thing since sliced bread).
In the real world, you should know that they work great for some and not others. The Orthopedic Doc I used to work for suggested them for me and they worked great. Look ma, no pain and no surgery.
However, a breakthrough discovery is changing everything. (Yes, what if there was a better way, pray tell?)
Researchers in Cambridge, MA have discovered a new compound of all-natural ingredients that potentially can relieve joint pain, improve mobility, and in may for some, protect the actual joints themselves (just like they said about Glucosamine and Chondroitin when it came out, imagine that). The new proprietary (read: expensive since we own the patent) formula, branded under the trademark (Trade Name Deleted although the insider name is Joint-pain Elimination and Relief Kairos or JERK.)
This Supper Secret Support has ingredients with clinical trials anecdotal evidence from thousands of testimonials that indicate it is nothing short of amazing (not a scientific term, their words, not ours).
The spam went on to say…
This stuff will:
- Relieve and Comfort Joints
- Reduce Inflammation
- Reduce Stiffness
- Lubricate the Joints
- Healthy fluid movement
- Protect and Enhance Mobility
It went on with some self serving promotional copy to get you to try it.
What If There Was a Better and Cheaper Way?
What if there was a better way to…
Unlike most joint relievers (that are expensive, ineffective and have side effects) , this will get the results almost immediately.
Not only relieve joint pain, but you will have fewer painful flare-ups by the end of the week.
Feel better by the second week of trying our treatment and you will have increased flexibility, mobility, and even if you have severe joint discomfort, you may start feeling impressive relief.
What if our Joint Pain Relief provided help for almost anyone looking to relieve their joint pain and support long lasting joint health. This formula is available from your nearest ocean or health food store.
What is the secret joint pain reliever we are talking about?
There is one product, several options.
What is the pain relief formula was so affordable, even if it did not work, you would not be out anything?
Introducing our exclusive….
Misery Back Guarantee
Yes, we are so sure this will work for so many that we are offering a 100% misery back guarantee if it does not work for you. It is not for everyone and will not work on everyone. If it does not work for you, below are listed other very inexpensive options we suggest.
Simply, it is unrefined sea salt. Salt helps your joints maintain proper hydration. It is that simple, that cheap.
One, the simplest is putting 1/8 teaspoon of sea salt on your tongue, dissolving it and then drinking 10 to 16 ounces of water. Do this in the AM and at night
The second is eating a raw red beet. Think carrots that bleed on your fingers. Like many treatments, this does not work for everyone. But, at about $4 per month, it is cheap to try and has no side effects, other than helping you become more healthy.
The third way can actually be accomplished a couple of ways.
NAC is also a way to boost your glutathione and eliminate joint pain and improve health in numerous ways.
Bioactive Whey Protein Isolate is the best way to boost your glutathione and eliminate joint pain.
The fourth and best way to eliminate joint pain is to boost your intercellular glutathione with the raw food diet and eliminate toxins. Eat about 50 percent or more of your diet as raw foods, eliminate everything white (no sugar or starch) and drink water with the salt dissolved on your tongue.
These are from the cheapest to the most expensive. Rather than just treating one thing, these help your overall health and wellness.
Good Health to you and yours.