I have previously proposed that since Twinkies have a 7 year shelf life, it may be possible to eat enough of them (you are what you eat) and be preserved alive even though you die.
Well, I was wrong. Turns out that they only have a shelf life of 25 days.
That is not the interesting thing.
What is interesting is that they are not baked.
The heavenly sponge cake is the result of a chemical reaction.
The white filling is pure lard with sugar added and then whipped. What can compare to the great taste of pure lard, sweetened with sugar.
So, my new theory is that you could begin the embalming process before you die and save your family thousands of dollars.
Or, if my theory is wrong, my alternative theory, you can become squeezably soft by eating Twinkies.
Good health to you and yours.